Batman (TV Series)

The Wail of the Siren (1967)

Burt Ward: Robin, Dick Grayson

Quotes 

• Robin : I've never seen that light flash before?

  Batman : Well, that's the Batcomputer's Bat-resistance signal.

  [suddenly has a revelation] 

  Batman : Of course it doesn't understand our question about Commissioner Gordon. It can't answer it. Commissioner Gordon represents law and order. The Batcomputer is programmed to deal only with criminals!

  Robin : Holy one-track-Batcomputer-mind!

• Robin : Your goose, so to speak, is cooked!

  The Siren : Not by a long shot, short stuff. I now own this building.

  Robin : Is that true, Mr. Wayne?

  Bruce Wayne : [under the Siren's stunning spell]  She now owns this building.

• Robin : Come on, Batgirl.

  Batgirl : But there must be some...

  Robin : We're licked!

• The Siren : [during the fight between her men and Robin and Batgirl, the Siren has been knocked off a rooftop and is holding onto the ledge for her life, with Robin holding her wrists]  Help me! Help!

  [gasps] 

  Robin : Why should I? You were willing to let Bruce Wayne leap!

  The Siren : Oh, c-can we talk about this after you pull me up?

  Robin : Can you get Mr. Wayne out of that spell?

  The Siren : I... I...

  Robin : [raises voice]  Can you?

  The Siren : [moans]  I might try singing an antidote note...

  Robin : Then do it!

  The Siren : Oh, but that's three octaves above high C! Nobody's ever done it before! My voice would be gone! I'd rather die!

  [Robin lets go of her wrists] 

  The Siren : [desperate]  I'd rather live!

• Robin : Holy stand-stills! I wish this elevator would get here.

• Robin : Holy 4th Amendment!