Batman (TV Series)

The Wail of the Siren (1967)

Neil Hamilton: Commissioner Gordon

Quotes 

• Alfred : [under the Siren's spell, Commissioner Gordon has stowed away in the Batmobile after which it returned to the Batcave]  Commissioner Gordon, what are you doing here?

  Commissioner Gordon : You? You're Alfred, Millionaire Bruce Wayne's butler. And that voice! The same nameless voice that often answers the Batphone.

  Alfred : I'm afraid you're making a mistake, sir.

  Commissioner Gordon : Mistake? Nonsense! Obviously this is the Batcave... Ergo Batman is Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson is Robin the Boy Wonder. Hmm hmm!