Batman (TV Series)

The Wail of the Siren (1967)

Joan Collins: The Siren

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Quotes 

• The Siren : I want to become the wickedest woman in Gotham City, and, thus, in the world!

• The Siren : [having just incapacitated Commissioner Gordon into discovering Batman's true identity, via her hypnotic high note, Siren intends putting Bruce Wayne in the same condition, and obtaining his fortune. She doesn't know that he is also Batman]  My next move is to relieve Mr. Wayne of his fabulous fortune. With Batman revealed by Commissioner Gordon, and, thus, permanently impaired, and with Bruce Wayne's millions in my posession, I'll be unstoppable!

• The Siren : [playing the harp]  Batman and Robin, you're finished, I say, for hidden inside of your car, Commissioner Gordon is lurking and soon, he'll tell me whoever you are!

  [giggles] 

• The Siren : [after using her stunning siren spell on Chief O'Hara through the telephone]  Go jump in Gotham Park lake!

  [giggles wickedly] 

• The Siren : Well look who's here, Batgirl and Batboy!

• Robin : Your goose, so to speak, is cooked!

  The Siren : Not by a long shot, short stuff. I now own this building.

  Robin : Is that true, Mr. Wayne?

  Bruce Wayne : [under the Siren's stunning spell]  She now owns this building.

• The Siren : [during the fight between her men and Robin and Batgirl, the Siren has been knocked off a rooftop and is holding onto the ledge for her life, with Robin holding her wrists]  Help me! Help!

  [gasps] 

  Robin : Why should I? You were willing to let Bruce Wayne leap!

  The Siren : Oh, c-can we talk about this after you pull me up?

  Robin : Can you get Mr. Wayne out of that spell?

  The Siren : I... I...

  Robin : [raises voice]  Can you?

  The Siren : [moans]  I might try singing an antidote note...

  Robin : Then do it!

  The Siren : Oh, but that's three octaves above high C! Nobody's ever done it before! My voice would be gone! I'd rather die!

  [Robin lets go of her wrists] 

  The Siren : [desperate]  I'd rather live!