Batman (TV Series)

The Unkindest Tut of All (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : So it was you who blazed the trail.

  Batgirl : I was just doing my duty as a citizen.

  Batman : I like that kind of talk. Perhaps we could, eh, get together some evening and discuss crimefighting techniques?

  Batgirl : No one knows where you live.

  Batman : Yes, that does constitute some problem...

• King Tut : Ladies and gentlemen, here is my next prediction!

  Batman : Come of it, Tut. You're predictions are nothing but phony fatuous flim-flam.

• Robin : [adressing a bunch of no-good thugs]  If you give yourselfs up without a struggle we'll try and make things easier for you.

  Batman : And if not you may be severely pummeled about the head and shoulders.

• Batman : What's it all about, Alfred?

• Commissioner Gordon : [on phone]  Yes. What? You don't say.

  [louder] 

  Commissioner Gordon : You don't say.

  [even louder] 

  Commissioner Gordon : You don't say!

  [hangs up] 

  Bruce Wayne , Barbara Gordon : Who was it?

  Commissioner Gordon : He didn't say. What his name was, that is.

• Narrator : [narrating]  Sunday afternoon in Gotham City. A day of rest for everyone, including crimefighters. Or so it seems...

  Bruce Wayne : I was very glad that you could accompany me to the accordeon recital this afternoon, Barbara.

  Barbara Gordon : Oh, there's nothing I like better than hearing 'Lady of Spain' being played eight times in successon.

  Bruce Wayne : That is beautiful.

• Batman : Alfred, would you put me, eh, twin brother in the Bat-Dummy closet?

• Commissioner Gordon : [on the red phone]  King Tut has predicted another crime.

  Batman : [on other line in Batcave]  The charlatan!

  Commissioner Gordon : He insists all available police surround Gotham City penetentiary as a massive escape is in the offing. Certain forces will attempt to spring Penguin, Riddler, Egghead and the Siren.

• Batman : [referring to Batgirl]  I wonder who she really is.

  Batgirl : [referring to Batman]  I wonder who he really is.