- The Green Hornet: [the Green Hornet and Kato stick their heads out a window while Batman and Robin are climbing the wall outside] What are you doing here?
- Batman: I might ask you the same question.
- The Green Hornet: Pursuing the enemies of law and order, wherever they happen to be.
- Batman: Aren't you in the wrong city?
- The Green Hornet: On special assignment for "The Daily Sentinel." You know my aide, Kato.
- Batman: Robin, the Boy Wonder.
- The Green Hornet: Well, I don't want to hold you up from your crimefighting.
- Batman: Thank you. And good luck to you, Mister Hornet.
- Kato: Nice to have met you.
- [Kato and the Green Hornet go back in, and shut the window]
- Robin: Gosh, Batman, what are they dressed like *that* for?
- Batman: [shrugs] Hmmph?
- [speaking to his scarabs]
- King Tut: Breathe, my children. Free yourselves from the arms of Osiris. Shake off the shackles of the sepulcher. Live... Live... Live!
- [pause]
- Amenophis Tewfik: They ain't livin'.
- King Tut: I told you, my lovelies, if all went well, you'd soon be dining on something better than frogs and fishes! Not much better, granted, but you're due for a snack. I hope you all have healthy appetites! Eat your din-din!
- [first lines]
- Narrator: A quiet, balmy midnight in Gotham City. Not a creature is stirring, except these creatures - though they're barely stirring. And this creature - an Egyptian King? And a tank full of crocodiles? In our beloved borough?
- Narrator: [last lines]
- Narrator: Is Robin doomed? Those crocodiles look mighty hungry! Was Tut right? They'd soon be having a tasty dinner? Or was he merely shedding crocodile tears? Above all, will Batman arrive before the Boy Wonder's perch slides away? Tune in your Batsets tomorrow. Same time. Same channel.
- Bruce Wayne: Well, Alfred, it looks like my young ward and I are going fishing again, for the big one.
- King Tut: Sold! And just when I was going to have need of her again! Who purchased my inscrutable lady?
- Royal Lapidary: Millionaire Bruce Wayne!
- King Tut: I'd have known it. Sheer spite! Just because I kidnapped him last year.