- The Puzzler: Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens!
- Blimpy: "Fat and greasy"?
- The Puzzler: A favorite line of mine from "As You Like It", Blimpy. Translated, it means, "get going!"
- Commissioner Gordon: Are you you thinking what I'm thinking, Chief O'Hara?
- Chief O'Hara: [raises both eyebrows] Aren't I always, Commissioner?
- Commissioner Gordon: Whoever they are beneath those masks, they wear...
- Chief O'Hara: [interrupting] You've said that before, Commissioner.
- Commissioner Gordon: [slightly annoyed] And I'll say it to my dying day, Chief O'Hara!
- [regains his composure]
- Commissioner Gordon: Gotham City owes the Dynamic Duo a debt which can never be repaid.
- Chief O'Hara: Well, if this Artemus Knab is as rich as they say, maybe he can help a little?
- Commissioner Gordon: I know we've been working the Caped Crusader overtime lately, but I feel I'd be shirking my duty to the populous of Gotham City if I didn't call on his help in this dire crisis.
- Rocket: Boy, that's really giving them the needle!
- The Puzzler: The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Rocket.
- Artemus Knab: Young man, there's no easier buck to be made in this world than an honest buck.
- The Puzzler: How true.