Batman (TV Series)

The Penguin's Nest (1966)

Burt Ward: Robin

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Quotes 

• Robin : [climbing a building with their Bat-ropes]  It's sure a shame, Batman. A restaurant with such terrific chow turning out to be a mere front for some criminal scheme.

  Batman : Look at it this way, Robin: that hundred dollar cover charge is pretty stiff. Penguin's terrific chow is hardly within the budget of the average worker.

  Robin : Gosh, yes, you're right Batman. All the needy people in the world. The hungry children...

  Batman : Good thinking, Robin.

• Lurch : [pops his head out a window as Batman and Robin are climbing the wall outside, interrupting his harpsichord practice]  Ohhhhhhhh. It's youuuuuu, Batman... gave me quite a startle.

  Batman : Yes, citizen, you may return to your harpsichord.

  Robin : We're on official business!

  Lurch : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

• Batman : [Chief O'Hara grabs The Penguin with intent of arresting him]  No, Chief, no.

  Chief O'Hara : What?

  Batman : He was merely baiting us. Don't swallow.

  Robin : Have a heart, Chief, Penguin didn't mean any harm.

  Commissioner Gordon : [almost illegible with a face full of custard pie]  Didn't mean any harm?

  Chief O'Hara : Hittin' a Police Commissioner in the puss with a pie?

• Robin : Holy straight jacket!

• Robin : Holy firing squad!

• Robin : Holy blank cartridge!