- Bruce Wayne: [puts receiver on Batphone] The Penguin.
- Dick Grayson: Holy nick of time! Lucky for us we just finished installing the bulletproof windshield on the Batmobile.
- Bruce Wayne: Not so lucky for the Penguin.
- The Penguin: [on phone while eating from a large tin of sardines] Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
- Police Commissioner James Gordon: [referring to the Caped Crusaders] They're still at large, Penguin.
- Police Commissioner James Gordon: [while interrogating a less-than-cooperative suspect] A hard-baked cookie, this one.
- Chief O'Hara: Covered with armor-plated icin'!
- Police Commissioner James Gordon: Let's give him a turn, shall we?