Batman (TV Series)
The Ogg and I (1967)
Vincent Price: Egghead
Quotes
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Egghead : Don't tell me that you're falling for this cowled clown?
Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : Maybe, maybe not. We are seeing.
Egghead : But you are engaged to me! How dare you two-time me. And especially with this caped creep!
Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : How dare you tell me what to do, me Olga, Queen of the Tsarovian Cossacks.
Egghead : Olga, Schmolga! You'd still be washing dishes in that run down Bessarovian restaurant if it wasn't for me!
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Commissioner Gordon : You two will never get away with this!
Egghead : Oh really, Commissioner, I wish someone would write you a new line, that one is getting so tired.
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Gilligan : Hello, Chief. The usual?
Chief O'Hara : Right, Gilligan. A large milk and a hot pastrami.
Egghead : Never mind the pastrami. Chief O'Hara would like half a dozen eggs. How do you like them, Chief?
[sits down]
Chief O'Hara : Why you!
[raises fist]
Egghead : Now, one hand on me and you'll never see your dear Commissioner again, Chief.
Chief O'Hara : You win, Egghead.
Egghead : Now how did you say you liked your eggs?
Chief O'Hara : [grumbling] Scrambled.
Egghead : Hmm. Bring Chief O'Hara half a dozen - no, make it a dozen scrambled eggs.
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Egghead : What's this? You've captured the Caped Crusaders! Olga, you egg-squisite, diabolical genius!
Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : But of course!
Egghead : How did you do it?
Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : By underhand trick, what else?