Batman (TV Series)

The Ogg and I (1967)

Anne Baxter: Olga

Quotes 

• Egghead : Don't tell me that you're falling for this cowled clown?

  Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : Maybe, maybe not. We are seeing.

  Egghead : But you are engaged to me! How dare you two-time me. And especially with this caped creep!

  Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : How dare you tell me what to do, me Olga, Queen of the Tsarovian Cossacks.

  Egghead : Olga, Schmolga! You'd still be washing dishes in that run down Bessarovian restaurant if it wasn't for me!

• Batman : Wedding Borscht?

  Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : Of course, Batushka.

  Batman : But I thought you were engaged to marry Egghead?

  Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : I'll marry both of you. Cossack queen is permitted up to six husbands. Oh, but do not worry, Batushka, you will always be number one in my heart.

• Egghead : What's this? You've captured the Caped Crusaders! Olga, you egg-squisite, diabolical genius!

  Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : But of course!

  Egghead : How did you do it?

  Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : By underhand trick, what else?

• Olga, Queen of the Cossacks : No troubles, Batushka! Or we are making shashlik out of little Malchik and old Commissionar!