- [singing to the tune of "Rock-a-bye Baby"]
- The Minstrel: Batman and Robin rotate and revolve / As the heat grows, your bodies dissolve / When it's still hotter, then you will melt / Nothing left but your utility belt.
- Scrubwoman: [to Batman & Robin] They told me to expect a new replacement. I just didn't know there'd be two of ya. Anyhow, you got here.
- [hands her mop to Robin]
- Scrubwoman: Glad you wore your old clothes. This job is a mess!
- [singing to the tune of "A Wandering Minstrel"]
- The Minstrel: A helpful minstrel I, when I see folks in trouble / Then I come on the double, with counsel both soothing and wise / With counsel both soothing and wise.
- [singing to the tune of "Good Night Ladies"]
- The Minstrel: Good night Batman, good night Robin / Good night Batman, I'm going to leave you now.
- [last lines]
- Narrator: Can this be true? Is the melodic fiend finally cooking the duo's goose? Check the thermometer on your radar grill... Be here tomorrow. Same hot time, same hot channel...
- Octavia: [referring to Batman] He does have a warm, attractive voice, doesn't he?
- The Minstrel: So what? He's still a second rate genius.