Batman (TV Series)

The Minstrel's Shakedown (1966)

Van Johnson: The Minstrel

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Quotes 

• [singing to the tune of "Rock-a-bye Baby"] 

  The Minstrel : Batman and Robin rotate and revolve / As the heat grows, your bodies dissolve / When it's still hotter, then you will melt / Nothing left but your utility belt.

• [singing to the tune of "A Wandering Minstrel"] 

  The Minstrel : A helpful minstrel I, when I see folks in trouble / Then I come on the double, with counsel both soothing and wise / With counsel both soothing and wise.

• [singing to the tune of "Good Night Ladies"] 

  The Minstrel : Good night Batman, good night Robin / Good night Batman, I'm going to leave you now.

• Robin : Holy hotspot, Batman! What can we do?

  The Minstrel : Nothing, Boy Wonder, nothing but cook.

• Octavia : [referring to Batman]  He does have a warm, attractive voice, doesn't he?

  The Minstrel : So what? He's still a second rate genius.