Batman (TV Series)

The Joker's Last Laugh (1967)

Alan Napier: Alfred

Quotes 

• Alfred : Excusing the intrusion, sir, but might I point out an oddity in this automaton's attire?

  Batman : By all means, Alfred.

  Alfred : This sleeve, sir. Now to my practiced eye, it would appear that it has been pressed by a most uncommon pressure.

  Robin : He's right, Batman. Look, the buttons are pushed almost through the back.

  Alfred : And here, sir. I clearly detect traces of multi-colored spots which have been frequently but clumsily sponged.

  Batman : Congratulations, Alfred. Your keen sartorial sense has done it again.