Batman (TV Series)

The Joker's Last Laugh (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Mr. Flamm : I'm, I'm flabbergasted, Batman! How on Earth did you know that was a robot?

  Batman : Simple, Mr. Flamm, even the most infallible robots have one defect: they have no sense of humor.

  Robin : Batman told him a super funny joke. When the creature didn't laugh, that was proof!

• Batman : Robin, warm up the Bat-Spot Analyzer while I take a sample of this affected cloth.

• Batman : [Commissioner Gordon's office is is continuously plagued by the sound of Joker's laughter]  Hand me the Bat-detector, Robin.

  Robin : [Gordon moans, unable to stand the laughter much longer]  Roger. I'll tune it in for super-laughtrack sensitivity.

• Batman : Aha! Just as I suspected. The agile crook also managed to slip an induction receiving antenna into your left trouser leg.

• Batman : Time for us to go fishing, if you ask me.

  Chief O'Hara : Fishing?

  Commissioner Gordon : But where, Batman?

  Batman : Where the fishing is always best, Commissioner, from a shady bank.

• Alfred : Excusing the intrusion, sir, but might I point out an oddity in this automaton's attire?

  Batman : By all means, Alfred.

  Alfred : This sleeve, sir. Now to my practiced eye, it would appear that it has been pressed by a most uncommon pressure.

  Robin : He's right, Batman. Look, the buttons are pushed almost through the back.

  Alfred : And here, sir. I clearly detect traces of multi-colored spots which have been frequently but clumsily sponged.

  Batman : Congratulations, Alfred. Your keen sartorial sense has done it again.