- Narrator: [During bat-fight] Zap! Ooooff! Klonk! Whack! Vronk! Thwack! Kapow! Thunk! Whamm! Bam! Zamm!
- [last lines]
- Narrator: [narrating] Are our eyes deceiving us? Has the giant clam really swallowed Robin? With beautiful Venus next on his monstrous menu? Leaving the Joker free to confuse, confound and control Gotham City? Find out next week! Same time! Same Channel!
- [first lines]
- Narrator: [narrating] When we last left saw the Dynamic Duo, the fiendish Joker had tied them to an altar in the Gotham City museum. Beneath a huge meteorite, which will fall when it's supporting cable is cut by a revolving thermite fuse. How much time before they're crushed? Certainly less than when we left them!
- Chief O'Hara: Have ye no scruples, ye jesting jackanapes?
- The Joker: Scruples? Oh ho ho ho, the cash value of scruples is zero.