- Dick Grayson: Bruce Wayne may be a crooked embezzler, but he's not a killer! Right, Bruce?
- Bruce Wayne: You phrase it well, Dick.
- Commissioner Gordon: [on Batphone] Batman, have you read the dire news about Bruce Wayne?
- Batman: [on other line, in Batcave] Love is blind, Commissioner, Bruce Wayne is over 21, I fear there's nothing we can do.
- [hangs up]
- Commissioner Gordon: [to Chief O'Hara] Alert your anti-lunatic squad. If Batman won't help us, we'll do it ourselves. Bring in millionaire Bruce Wayne... in a straight jacket.