Batman (TV Series)

The Joker Goes to School (1966)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Cheerleader I : Hey, Batman, where's Robin?

  Batman : [speaking through Bat-bulhorn]  Attending school, just like as you are.

  Cheerleader II : What school?

  Batman : I can't tell you that, it might reveal his secret, true identity.

• Batman : What's your name, son?

  Dick Grayson : [stands up straight]  Richard Grayson, sir.

  Batman : Thank you, Richard. You darken the room, I'll man the projector.

• Batman : [speaking through Bat-bullhorn]  Boys and girls, go back to your studies. Believe me: nothing in life is free!

• The Joker : [Batman prepares to arrest the Joker for loitering in the school]  Wrong kiddies, look up the statute, in Gotham City the crime of loitering requires the loiterer to remain in the same spot for over two minutes.

  Batman : You... you jailhouse lawyer!