Batman (TV Series)

The Impractical Joker (1966)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Batman : A grown man like me should be prepared to meet his maker at any time. But not a boy like Robin.

• The Joker : Have you a last word for posterity?

  Batman : Only this, Joker: Evil sometimes triumphs temporarily, but never conquers!

  The Joker : If I have time, Batman, I'll see that that is properly engraved on your tombstone.

• Det. Sgt. Sam Stone : [popping his head out the window]  Your, uh, daily workout, Batman?

  Batman : Yes. Crime-fighters have to stay in shape. But you know that.

  Det. Sgt. Sam Stone : Well, my job is a little easier. Sometimes a fast gun has the edge on a fast Bat-rope. I'm not invading your territory. I'm just tracking down a clue incognito.

  Batman : Welcome and good luck. If you need help, locate us through Commissioner Gordon's office.

  Robin : The Batphone number is unlisted.

  Det. Sgt. Sam Stone : Smart thinking.

  [Batman and Robin resume climbing] 

  Det. Sgt. Sam Stone : Don't slip. Brave men, Jim.

  [goes back inside] 

• Robin : I'm afraid this could be a trap, Batman.

  Batman : He who know how to fear, Robin, knows how to proceed with safety. A translation from the Latin.