Batman (TV Series)

The Greatest Mother of Them All (1966)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : Remember what Commissioner Gordon said: Ma Parker's girl is more dangerous than her three boys.

  Robin : Hmmm. Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's.

  Batman : [chuckles]  You're growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting, always keep your sights raised.

  [gently pushes Robin's chin upwards] 

• Batman : Come on, Robin. Let's help a little old lady across the street... and into the penitentiary!

• Batman : Why... this criminal record is incredible.

  [raises voice] 

  Batman : How, gentlemen, how has this Ma Parker remained at large?

  Commissioner Gordon : She's crafty, Batman, she's clever, but most of all, she's motherly.

• Robin : Holy gunpowder, Batman! What can we do?

  Batman : Remember, Robin, they say an army travels on its stomach.

  Robin : I get it, Batman! We crawl along the roof!

• Batman : She has to be someplace, and someplace in Gotham City where she can more or less melt into the background.

  Robin : Holy camouflage!

  Batman : Exactly!