Batman (TV Series)

The Great Train Robbery (1968)

Arnold Stang: Gun Shop Owner

Quotes 

• Shame : Howdy.

  Gun Shop Owner : How do you do?

  Shame : That's a good-lookin' six-shooter you got there.

  Gun Shop Owner : Would you like to have a look at it?

  Shame : I'd be mighty grateful, if you wouldn't mind?

  Gun Shop Owner : [hands Shame the pistol]  It's a beautiful piece of machinery.

  Shame : [Inspecting the gun]  Yeah, that's a beautiful piece of machinery. How much is that?

  Gun Shop Owner : $69.95.

  Shame : $69.95?

  [starts loading bullets] 

  Shame : That's too much. Do it shoot straight?

  Gun Shop Owner : Up to three hundred yards.

  Shame : [points the gun at the shop owner]  Well, in that case, stick 'em up.

  Gun Shop Owner : [throws up his hands]  You know, I had a funny feeling you were gonna say that.