Batman (TV Series)

The Great Train Robbery (1968)

Cliff Robertson: Shame

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Quotes 

• Shame : Your mother wore Army shoes.

  Batman : Yes, she did. As I recall, she found them quite comfortable.

• Shame : You big sissy, you couldn't drive nails in a snow bank.

  Batman : Why would I want to?

• Calamity Jan : Good luck, Shame honey.

  Shame : Dumplin', I don't need luck as long as I got you.

  Fred : [turns to camera]  Couldn't you get sick?

• Shame : Keep your feet planted, Batboys, before I put a picture window in your skull.

  Batman : You wouldn't shoot us in cold blood?

  Shame : Cold blood, hot blood, warm blood, makes no never mind to me.

• Shame : Doggone it, Batman! You cheated. You know we ain't no good in a fair fight.

  Batman : That's what I was counting on, Shame.

• Chief Standing Pat : Look! Up in sky!

  Fred : It's a bird!

  Calamity Jan : It's a plane!

  Shame : No, it's a message for me.

• Shame : Howdy.

  Gun Shop Owner : How do you do?

  Shame : That's a good-lookin' six-shooter you got there.

  Gun Shop Owner : Would you like to have a look at it?

  Shame : I'd be mighty grateful, if you wouldn't mind?

  Gun Shop Owner : [hands Shame the pistol]  It's a beautiful piece of machinery.

  Shame : [Inspecting the gun]  Yeah, that's a beautiful piece of machinery. How much is that?

  Gun Shop Owner : $69.95.

  Shame : $69.95?

  [starts loading bullets] 

  Shame : That's too much. Do it shoot straight?

  Gun Shop Owner : Up to three hundred yards.

  Shame : [points the gun at the shop owner]  Well, in that case, stick 'em up.

  Gun Shop Owner : [throws up his hands]  You know, I had a funny feeling you were gonna say that.

• Shame : You reckon she's all right, that Batgirl in the trunk of the car?

  Fred : Well, I don't suppose she'll be going anywhere, Shame.