Batman (TV Series)

The Funny Feline Felonies (1967)

Cesar Romero: The Joker

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Quotes 

• The Joker : Oh, I have to give you credit, Catwoman. I expected this place to be a shambles because of a fight.

  [laughs] 

  Batman : [Batman & Robin arrive on the scene]  As it may yet be, Joker!

• The Joker : Found us you have and get you we will. Get them boys!

• The Joker : [Catwoman drives up to the recently released Joker in her Catmobile]  You want a lift, big boy?

  The Joker : Make it look good Catwoman, pull a gun on me the way we planned. They're probably watching us.

  Catwoman : [draws cat gun]  Get in this car or I'll blow whatever little brains you have, out!

  The Joker : [puts up his arms]  She's kidnapping me, honest!

• Warden Crichton : [the Joker is being released from prison early owing to good behavior]  Well, with this, eh, ten dollar bill, we hope you will seek a new life on the outside. One replete with good citizenship and fine deeds.

  The Joker : [handling the bill he's just been handed]  Ten dollars, hm? I used to light my cigars with ten dollar bills, heh!