Batman (TV Series)

The Funny Feline Felonies (1967)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• The Joker : Oh, I have to give you credit, Catwoman. I expected this place to be a shambles because of a fight.

  [laughs] 

  Batman : [Batman & Robin arrive on the scene]  As it may yet be, Joker!

• Batman : [reading a message attached to a dart]  This one was just a warning, Batman. The next one will be between your eyelids.

  Commissioner Gordon : Any signature?

  Batman : Signed: a well-wisher.

  Chief O'Hara : Well, it seems like somebody is interested in your welfare.

• Robin : That scrap of paper, Batman, it's gone!

  Batman : Yes, Batgirl slipped it into her belt when she thought I wasn't looking.

  Robin : You think she's trying to double cross us?

  Batman : No, but she's a woman, Robin, with a woman's inborn desire to outsmart men.

• Batman : [Batgirl has just saved the lives of Batman & Robin in the nick of time]  What took you so long, Batgirl?

  Batgirl : Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't have wanted me to speed, would you?

  Robin : Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!

  Batman : Rules are rules, Robin. But... you do have a point.