- Robin: [Batman has put Batgirl to sleep, so she won't learn the location of the Batcave] You know something, Batman?
- Batman: What's that, Robin?
- Robin: She looks very pretty when she's asleep.
- Batman: I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum.
- Bruce Wayne: [picks up Batphone during it's first ring] Yes, Commissioner?
- Dr. Cassandra: [disembodied voice in Commissioner Gordon's office] Batfink?
- Bruce Wayne: Batf... who is this speaking?
- Dr. Cassandra: Dr. Cassandra. World famous alchemist, occult science practitioner, and all-around evil-doing swinger.
- Bruce Wayne: Where's the Commissioner?
- Dr. Cassandra: Just zip your lip, while I lay the word on you, Batcat. I'm gonna put Gotham City in a trance, and there's not a thing you or that junior birdman can do about it.
- [laughs an evil laugh]
- Batman: A gun? Aren't you a little above that sort of thing, Dr. Cassandra?
- [speaking condenscendingly slow]
- Batman: No... style...
- Dr. Cassandra: This is the kickiest weapon you've ever dug, Batman. My own unpatented Alvino Raygun, and it's the last thing you're about to see.
- Cabala: How do these pills work, Dorothy baby? Are we really invisible?
- Dr. Cassandra: No, Cabala, but we may as well be. You see, after taking the pill, we blend into the background so perfectly that no one can see us. Not even someone else who takes the pill. That's why we keep bumping into each other.
- Cabala: Well, husbands and wives are supposed to bump into each other now and then, aren't they baby?
- [bends down to steal a kiss]
- Commissioner Gordon: A Batfight seldom takes more than forty seconds, and they're already half an hour late.
- Chief O'Hara: Oh, they should be coming through that door right now.
- [indeed, the flattened Terrific Trio is shoved under the door to Commissioner Gordon's office]
- Chief O'Hara: Commissioner, you don't suppose Dr. Cassandra and Cabala could pop their way out of Gotham State Prison?
- Commissioner Gordon: Not the way warden Crichton pops them in, Chief O'Hara.
- Chief O'Hara: But if she manages to smuggle one of her camouflage pills...
- Commissioner Gordon: The prison matron isn't named Mrs. Frisk for nothing, Chief O'Hara. Besides, the warden had special polka-dot cells painted for them. They won't blend into that background.
- Dr. Cassandra: Ah, Batman. I see you've decided to take a crack at us. But I've got your number!
- Batgirl: [Batgirl appears] And what about me, do you have my number, too?
- Dr. Cassandra: Other women's numbers don't interest me, Batgirl.