- Aunt Harriet Cooper: [Aunt Harriet has received a Citizen's Special Anti-Crime Award] A person just does what he has to do. And that's what makes America great, isn't it?
- Commissioner Gordon: If only there were more like her!
- Harry: A legal question. Say this boob marries that Cooper dame. How long until the will's settled and he gets the money?
- Alfred Slye: Well, considering the current state of our courts, about eleven years.
- Doe: Eleven years?
- Harry: With the Dynamic Duo on our tail, we'll be lucky to last eleven hours!