Batman (TV Series)

The Cat and the Fiddle (1966)

Julie Newmar: The Catwoman, Minerva Matthews

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Quotes 

• Robin : Don't fret. With good behavior, you could be out in seven-and-a-half years.

  Catwoman : [sadly]  I'll be an old tabby by then.

• Catwoman : Are you Miss Minerva Mathews, the well-known wealthy recluse?

  Minerva Mathews : For lack of a better cognomen, yes, I am!

• Catwoman : [explaining away her radio call]  Oh, he he. That was my 11-year-old nephew Marshall. I gave him this little intercom. We--he likes to play cops and robbers.

  Driver : He's got a mighty deep voice for an 11-year-old.

  Catwoman : He matured early.

• Catwoman : How can I ever combat you again after all you've done for me?

  Batman : Let's hope it never comes to that, Catwoman, because, in the end, veracity and rectitude always triumph.

  Catwoman : Batman, are you spoken for?

  Batman : Hmm?

  Catwoman : Married, engaged or going steady?

  Batman : My crime-fighting leaves me little time for social engagements.

  Catwoman : Boy, have I got a girl for you.

• Catwoman : Well... you drive very well, Mr, uh...

  Driver : Staphylococcus.

  Catwoman : Eh?

  Driver : Ralph Staphylococcus. My friend calls me Ralph.

  Catwoman : Ralph, eh? Have you had this job long?

  Driver : Four years next July 22nd, ma'am. I'm studying to be an accountant at night. Can't raise three kids on this salary.

  Catwoman : Oh, you're married? Heh-heh. How nice... for you.