- Chief O'Hara: Me men are clever, goodness knows, but where the human brain is concerned, they're just not equipped.
- Black Widow: Dear Heart, you may be caped, and you may be dynamic, but to me you are a crashing bore!
- [first lines]
- Narrator: [narrating] Another groovy day in Gotham City and every thing seems just right in our teeming metropolis... but there's a new face in the crowd: the face of Black Widow!
- Batman: So, Latrodectus mactans, commonly known as Black Widow - caught in your own web, eh?
- Black Widow: There is nothing common about me, Dynamic Doll.