Batman (TV Series)

The Bird's Last Jest (1966)

Burt Ward: Robin

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Quotes 

• Matey Dee : [Matey Dee and Cordy Blue cease firing their machine gun]  Curses! We're out of ammunition.

  Robin : Maybe it's a trick to get us out from behind our Bat-shield.

  Batman : No trick, Robin. They are out of ammunition.

  [lowers Bat-shield] 

  Robin : How do you know?

  Batman : Easy. I've been counting their bullets.

• Robin : I bet Batman is the only one in the world with a hand steady enough to paint false fingerprints.

  Batman : Come, come now, Robin, don't exaggerate. All it takes is a little practice and a bit of patience.

• Batman : Quick, turn off the automatic costume-change device.

  Robin : [flips a switch]  Costume-change device off.

• Robin : Holy Guadalcanal, Batman! What now?

• Robin : Holy chocolate éclair!

• Robin : Holy Davy Jones!

• Robin : Holy levitation!

• Robin : Holy flip-flop! What happen to justice?

• The Penguin : [the Penguin has been trying to rendevous with Ballpoint Baxter, a notorious forger. He thinks he's about to be sent to prison to meet Baxter, but Chief O'Hara brings Baxter into Commissioner Garden's office]  Ballpoint! Ballpoint Baxter!

  Bruce Wayne : That's right, Mister Penguin. I've just secured him a parole.

  Dick Grayson : Mr. Baxter is going to teach penmanship in one of the Wayne Foundation camps for underprivileged children.

  The Penguin : Oh, no! No! What about the underprivileged criminals?