Batman (TV Series)

The Bat's Kow Tow (1966)

Burt Ward: Robin, Dick Grayson

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Quotes 

• Aunt Harriet Cooper : [enjoying Chad and Jeremy's performance]  Very hep, Alfred.

  Dick Grayson : It's 'hip', Aunt Harriet, they changed it.

• Robin : [after Batman and Catwoman walk by arm in arm]  Holy mush!

• Robin : Don Ho, what are you doing here?

  Don Ho : Well, I came back to get some land we lost back in Hawaii.

  Batman : And to do a little singing here in Gotham City, I hope.

  Don Ho : Well, I brought my most important prop along. It's gotten me as far as your Batropes have gotten you. Yeah, I think I'll introduce Batropes in Hawaii. Pick coconuts more easy that way.

  Batman : I'd like to sit here and chat with you all day, Don, but...

  Robin : The surfs coming up and we gotta catch a big one.

  Don Ho : Okay, fellas, I understand. Aloha.

  Batman , Robin : Aloha.

• Batman : [appearing on the Allan Stevens Television show]  America must have faith that the law will recover the voices of Chad and Jeremy.

  Allan Stevens : Yes, I understand that millions of the world's teenagers are in virtual mourning since last night's tragedy.

  Batman : Yes, that's quite true, Mr. Stevens, but on the plus side, millions of parents are delighted.

  Robin : . Speaking as an average, ordinary, red-blooded, typical American teenager, I think this is one of the worst things that could have happened!

• Catwoman : Batman, why for art thou doing this to me?

  Batman : It's my job, Catwoman.

  Catwoman : We could make such beautiful music together...

  Robin : You'll play a different tune when we're through with you. And all the notes will be sour.

  Catwoman : Party pooper. Teenagers should be seen and not heard. All right, men, destroy the Dynamic Duo!

• Robin : Holy resourcefulness!

• Batman : By this time, Sir Sterling, you're aware of the serious tragedy affecting your countries most popular export?

  Sir Sterling Habits : Have we stopped making those small sports cars?

  Robin : We're referring to Chad and Jeremy.

  Sir Sterling Habits : Oh yes, those blighters. Hm. Can't understand a word they say...