Batman (TV Series)

The Bat's Kow Tow (1966)

Julie Newmar: The Catwoman

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Quotes 

• Catwoman : If I were to kiss you, would you think I was a... bad girl?

  Batman : But, eh, no... No, of course not, Catwoman. Kissing is one of the most natural things in the world... eh, some people kiss almost every day, and - I'm told...

• Catwoman : [pointing her cat shaped revolver at Batman's cowled face]  Beg. Beg for your mortal existence.

  Batman : I'd rather die than beg for such a small favor as my life.

• Catwoman : Batman, why for art thou doing this to me?

  Batman : It's my job, Catwoman.

  Catwoman : We could make such beautiful music together...

  Robin : You'll play a different tune when we're through with you. And all the notes will be sour.

  Catwoman : Party pooper. Teenagers should be seen and not heard. All right, men, destroy the Dynamic Duo!

• Catwoman : Are your see in the dark glasses in order, Meany, Miney, Moe?

  Meanie : You bet.

  Miney : They sure are.

  Moe : Ready to go.

• Catwoman : Chad and Jeremy pay so much income tax to their native land that if it were to stop, the whole empire might crumble and the British Pound would be deflated.

• Batman : What is it you want, Catwoman?

  Catwoman : Eight million pounds for the return of their voices.

  Allan Stevens : Eight million pounds of what? Chicken fat?

  [Catwoman points her gun at him] 

  Allan Stevens : Sorry I asked.