Batman (TV Series)

The Bat's Kow Tow (1966)

Steve Allen: Allan Stevens

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• Batman : [appearing on the Allan Stevens Television show]  America must have faith that the law will recover the voices of Chad and Jeremy.

  Allan Stevens : Yes, I understand that millions of the world's teenagers are in virtual mourning since last night's tragedy.

  Batman : Yes, that's quite true, Mr. Stevens, but on the plus side, millions of parents are delighted.

  Robin : . Speaking as an average, ordinary, red-blooded, typical American teenager, I think this is one of the worst things that could have happened!

• Batman : What is it you want, Catwoman?

  Catwoman : Eight million pounds for the return of their voices.

  Allan Stevens : Eight million pounds of what? Chicken fat?

  [Catwoman points her gun at him] 

  Allan Stevens : Sorry I asked.