Batman (TV Series)
Smack in the Middle (1966)
Burt Ward: Robin
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Quotes
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The Riddler : Molly should have been back by now with Batman's scalp. I wonder what went awry?
Robin : You went awry, Riddler! Years ago! Don't you know that crime never pays?
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Robin : Listen: how many sides is a circle?
[Batman jerks back his head in thought]
Robin : Answer: two. Inside and outside, right?
Batman : Right.
Robin : Here's the second one: what President of the United States wore the biggest hat?
[Batman turns around and starts pacing]
Robin : It's, it's easy Batman: the one with the biggest head!
Batman : Of course.
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Robin : Riddler! You fiend! What's the meaning of this? Where's Batman?
The Riddler : Hanging.
Robin : What?
The Riddler : Hanging by his phone, I hope. Call him. Get him through police headquarters on that famous hotline; I wish to pose him another amusing problem.
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Robin : It'll be a cold day in August when we're scared of you, Riddler.
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Robin : [Batman crashes into the Riddler's lair through an exploding wall] Holy smoke!
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Batman : This jokes on you, Riddler!
Robin : When is a donkey spelled with one letter? When it's U!
The Riddler : A Trojan mammoth!
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Bruce Wayne : I have only one regret in the whole affair. One thing that makes me heartsick.
[as Bruce stares towards the window, a superimposed image of Molly appears shaped like a star]
Dick Grayson : Molly? You kind of liked her, didn't you?
Bruce Wayne : [turns around] If only I could have helped her somehow. Weened her from that tragic alliance with the underworld which led to...
Aunt Harriet : [Aunt Harriet comes in carrying a tray filled with milk, tea and cookies] Oh dear me, Bruce, I hope you're not speaking of any young lady we know. I mean the thought of young Dick being exposed to any criminal element is...
Bruce Wayne : Rest at ease, Aunt Harriet, the young lady won't trouble us. She's merely someone I passed like a ship in the night. Now vanished like a puff of smoke.
