Batman (TV Series)

Smack in the Middle (1966)

Frank Gorshin: The Riddler

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Quotes 

• The Riddler : Molly should have been back by now with Batman's scalp. I wonder what went awry?

  Robin : You went awry, Riddler! Years ago! Don't you know that crime never pays?

• The Riddler : [wearing an elephant mask that doubles as a gasmask]  Has anybody seen my friend Kersh?

  The Moldavian Prime Minister : Kersh who?

  The Riddler : Gesundheit!

• Robin : Riddler! You fiend! What's the meaning of this? Where's Batman?

  The Riddler : Hanging.

  Robin : What?

  The Riddler : Hanging by his phone, I hope. Call him. Get him through police headquarters on that famous hotline; I wish to pose him another amusing problem.

• Batman : This jokes on you, Riddler!

  Robin : When is a donkey spelled with one letter? When it's U!

  The Riddler : A Trojan mammoth!

• The Riddler : [to his men when Batman and Robin face them down]  Get them boys. Get them or it's curtains!

• The Riddler : Did you hear about Greta Garbo? She dreamed one night she sprinkled six boxes of grass seed in her hair and woke up moaning,

  [imitating Garbo] 

  The Riddler : "I want to be alone."

• The Riddler : A Trojan Mammoth.