Batman (TV Series)

Smack in the Middle (1966)

Ben Astar: The Moldavian Prime Minister

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Quotes 

• The Moldavian Prime Minister : Is famous mammoth of Moldavia, dear lady. Found in ice many centuries ago. Worshiped by the peoples of my country. Notice priceless jewels in eyes and elsewhere.

  [points towards the mammoth's rear] 

  The Moldavian Prime Minister : This is stuffed exclusively with used postage stamps from ancient Kingdom of Moldavia. Very cheap stuffing then, but now, worth unspeakable fortune to stamp collectors.

• The Riddler : [wearing an elephant mask that doubles as a gasmask]  Has anybody seen my friend Kersh?

  The Moldavian Prime Minister : Kersh who?

  The Riddler : Gesundheit!

• [as The Riddler crashes the party] 

  The Moldavian Prime Minister : What is that?

  Moldavian Prime Minister's Wife : It appears to be a vulgar, low comedian.