- Allan A. Dale: [the Archer has just escaped through Commisioner Gordon's window, followed by the Dynamic Duo] He certainly is a spectacular man.
- Chief O'Hara: That he is, and the Boy Wonder's pretty good, too.
- Allan A. Dale: I was talking about the Archer. A good publicity campaign and he'd replace Batman as the public's favorite.
- Commissioner Gordon: Understand this, Mr. Dale: someone might be able to substitute for Batman for a very sort time, but...
- [turns to face camera]
- Commissioner Gordon: ... no one could ever replace him.
- [O'Hara nods in agreement]
- [last lines]
- [narrating]
- Narrator: Doth this foul deed spell finis for the Caped Crusaders? Willst the Dynamic Duo escape to fight again the villainous swine who threaten home and hearth? Take heart, citizens. The answers to these and other pointed inquiries tomorrow! Same bat-time! Same bat-channel... !
- The Archer: [to Alfred] Happy landing, old man. Thou hadst a good head on thy shoulders, whilst it lasted.
- The Archer: I came to warn thee - all of thee. I don't want anybody interfering with my robbing or giving, understand?