Batman (TV Series)

Rats Like Cheese (1966)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Batman : Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help!

  Freeze : In prison? This I do not believe. No, you must PAY for what you did to me, for forcing me to live like this: never again to know the warmth of a summer breeze, never to feel the heat of burning logs in vintertime! Revenge. That is what I need! Revenge! I will have revenge!

• Batman : [to Mr. Freeze]  Naturally you didn't know I was wearing my special super thermal B long underwear.

• Freeze : Ah! Baked Alaska, my favorite desert. We will have with it, eh, some of this very special liquor. Chilled ever so slightly. Eh, ten seconds in my hands cools it properly. Eh, thirty seconds for champagne and one minute for Martini, nice and cold... ja.

  Batman : None for me, thank you.

  Freeze : Oh, I am sorry, I forgot you do not drink.

• Batman : Robin, this is one time I'll have to go it alone.

• Freeze : [Batman has attempted to leave the heated area of Mr. Freeze's hideout]  You see? Even through your glove the cold air penetrates like a thousand needles. Am I not right?

  [Batman remains silent] 

  Freeze : I am right!

  Batman : You're right, you cold fish.

• Robin : [shivering with cold]  Sorry. Slipped on a Baked Alaska!

  Batman : [rubbing Robin with both hands to warm him up]  You tried! That's the true measure of a man. Whether you win or lose, you tried.

• Batman : Mr. Freeze!

  Freeze : Ja?

  Batman : How much do you want for Diamante's release?

  Freeze : How much I want?

  [laughs] 

  Freeze : Nothing! Not one single mark, I mean, uh, red cent! No money! None!

  Batman : Then what?

  Freeze : Simple! Very simple! I will trade even! One baseball pitcher for... one Batman!