- Dick Grayson: [the Joker gets an applause from the audience at an art show he is taking part in] How can they clap for that crook?
- Bruce Wayne: Don't forget, Dick, this is a home town crowd and Joker's from Gotham City.
- Dick Grayson: Hmm!
- The Joker: [the Joker and his goons storm into Bernie Park's art gallery] Ahh! This is an outrage! An outrage against art!
- The Joker: [referring to Batman] Well, what can you expect from a man who appears in public in such a ridiculous outfit?
- Baby Jane Towser: [to the Joker] I wanna be the very first student in your art school, you big hunk o' genius, you.
- Bernie Park: Priceless works of art destroyed forever. Think of the loss to posterity, and the loss to my profits.