- General MacGruder: They're heading for Room Z! Beasley, call the cavalry!
- Major Beasley: Sir, we haven't had any cavalry since 1910!
- General MacGruder: Oh. Well then, call the army!
- Major Beasley: Yes, si... sir, we *are* the army!
- General MacGruder: WELL, GET SOME MEN UP HERE! DON'T JUST STAND THERE!