Batman (TV Series)

Penguin Is a Girl's Best Friend (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• The Penguin : [the Penguin and his henchmen appear to br robbing an armoured car as Batman and Robin make their approach]  What are you buttinskies doing here?

  Batman : Just a little scholary research, Penguin.

  The Penguin : [Batman and Robin begin fighting the Penguin's henchmen]  Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!

  The Penguin : [the fighting continues]  Cease I say! Cease and desist!

  The Penguin : [Batman and Robin finish fighting the henchmen]  Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!

  Batman : Have you heard anything about legalized thievery, Robin?

  Robin : Can't say that I have, Batman.

  The Penguin : I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!

  Batman : You're witnessing the final disintegration of the criminal brain, Robin. Years of outlawry has taken it's inevitable toll.

  Robin : But he's right about our being in court, Batman.

  [to the Penguin] 

  Robin : We'll be the prosecution's star witnesses when they try you for armed robbery!

• Batman : [pointing his finger]  Decency is everybody's business, Penguin!

• Batman : I think someone connected with the the Gotham City film decency league should take a look at this script.

• Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : I trust you're going to enjoy this scene, Batman, darling.

  Batman : I made a bargain with Penguin and I never break my word.

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Bargain? Why, half the men in the world would fight to be kissed by Marsha, Queen of Diamonds.

  Batman : They certainly wouldn't have to fight me.