Batman (TV Series)

Not Yet, He Ain't (1966)

Neil Hamilton: Commissioner Gordon

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Quotes 

• Chief O'Hara : On the ammunition used in the shootout with Batman and Robin; 297 rounds of ammunition, including Tommy guns and pistols. It's strange, isn't it, Commissioner?

  Commissioner Gordon : Isn't what strange, Chief O'Hara?

  Chief O'Hara : 297 rounds of blanks, they cost more than the real thing.

• Chief O'Hara : You greedy bird! Have you no conscience?

  Commissioner Gordon : Great Scot, Penguin, this woman loves you, she's still willing to marry you.

  The Penguin : Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?

  Sophia Starr : I do love you, Pengy, I'd try so hard to reform you.

  The Penguin : Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!

  [waddles out] 

• Commissioner Gordon : [the police have gunned down Batman and Robin]  Don't feel too badly about it, men, you did what you had to do. It's always tragic to see a crime fighter turn bad.