- Robin: You mean back to the Batcomputer in the Batcave, Batman?
- Batman: There's no time for that, Robin. We'll use the Portable Batcomputer in the Batmobile.
- Batgirl: I think I'll tag along, Batman! The instruments in the Batgirlcycle aren't quite as sophisticated as those in the Batmobile.
- Batman: Thank you.
- Batman: [on Batphone] Yes, Miss Clavicle?
- Nora Clavicle: Commissioner Clavicle, Batman, calling to tell you you can take an extended vacation. We girls are handling things now, and we won't need any help from you men, Bat- or otherwise. Goodbye, Batman.
- [Nora hands the receiver of the red batphone to Angelina. Evelina hands Nora a pair of scissors with which Nora then cuts the line]
- Nora Clavicle: As the new Police Commissioner I intend to carry on my crusade for women's rights, and to prove that women can run Gotham City better than men. Much better.
- Mayor Linseed: I had no other choice, Mr. Wayne. My wife is such a devoted follower of Miss Clavicle's Crusade for Women that she refused to cook or clean or wash my shirts until I appointed Miss Clavicle Commissioner of Police. Look, I've worn this shirt for a week! I haven't had a decent meal in months!
- Bank Manager: Officer! Chase them! They've just robbed my - my bank!
- Fourth Policewoman: How can I chase them, when they have the car? And all I have are my new Givenchy shoes and I'm certainly not going to wreck them!
- Robin: Holy knit one, purl two!
- Nora Clavicle: [holding a knitting needle to Batgirl's neck] Exactly, Boy Wonder. This needle is razor sharp, and can puncture her jugular vein in an instant.
- Gordon: [former Commissioner Gordon and former Chief O'Hara are standing in the Ex-Policemen line at the State Employment Office] I loathe standing in lines, Chief O'Hara.
- O'Hara: Well, at least it's only one day a week, Commissioner. Besides, eh...
- [checks to see no one else can hear]
- O'Hara: ... what else can we do?
- Gordon: Get other jobs?
- O'Hara: But we've been policemen almost all of our lives. We don't know how to do anything else.
- Gordon: True enough, Chief O'Hara, we only know one trade and suddenly that trade has closed to us. Taken over by women.
- O'Hara: Begorrah, the shame of it.