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8/10
All good things come to an end
ShadeGrenade1 July 2011
Warning: Spoilers
After three seasons, 'Batman' bowed out with this caper guest-starring glamorous Zsa Zsa Gabor as 'Minerva', owner of a mineral spa which is a cover for a major criminal operation in Gotham City. Her 'Deepest Secret Extractor' ( which resembles a ladies' hairdryer ) is extracting information from the minds of millionaires, enabling her to rob them with ease. Even Bruce Wayne is not immune. As this was the last show, producer Howie Horwitz and executive producer William Dozier are among her victims.

This would have worked better as a two-parter. As it stands, no sooner are our heroes on the job than they are packed into a giant pressure cooker. It really does feel rushed. As Minerva, Gabor is hammy, but then that was par for the course in this show. Modern series tend to end on unresolved cliffhangers. Not here. The impression is that Batman, Robin, and Batgirl will be fighting crime again next week.

It was not to be. The ratings had fallen to the point where the network just could not afford to keep it on air - it was quite an expensive show to make what with the sets, costumes and gadgetry - and so it ended. It nearly landed a fourth season, though. A rival network expressed interest but only if "you still have the sets", referring specifically to the Batcave. They had not, alas, and so that was that.

The show remained popular as a repeat item, particularly in Britain where it seemed to crop up almost every week on I.T.V. In 1988, industrial action taken by staff working for the British breakfast television station T.V.A.M. resulted in a lock-out. It could have been disastrous had not some bright spark had the inspired idea of repeating 'Batman'. Though the episodes were badly edited - no opening crime and no final wrap-up scene - the ratings were impressive for that time of day. And what a nice change it made to Anne Diamond and Nick Owen!

Cartoons aside, it would not be until 1989 when Tim Burton decided to revive Batman, this time as a big screen superhero, played excellently by Michael Keaton. But no matter how many more Batmans appear in the years to come, this one is my favourite. The sight of Adam West and Burt Ward, fully attired, racing across the Batcave to the Batmobile is one of television's classic images.
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8/10
LAST EPISODE WITH A CELEBRITY AS A VILLAIN
asalerno1028 June 2022
The glamorous owner of a men's spa uses her business to extract secrets from her millionaire clients using an ingenious device. Batman suspects his activities and sets him up, taking advantage of Alfred's physical resemblance to a billionaire and sending him to present himself as a client. This last episode of the series has a former Hollywood celebrity as a guest villain, Zsa Zsa Gabor, as well as the performances of Jacques Bergerac and William Smith as his henchmen. Series producers William Dozier and Howie Horwitz appear making cameo appearances of themselves. Probably because this is the last chapter, the production invested a more generous budget that is noticeable in the sets that are much more important and detailed than in the rest of the episodes of this season. The final fight was longer and better choreographed than the other chapters.
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1/10
Season Three: Truly A Tale of Two Halves
zkonedog4 July 2019
After two long seasons and a movie in the span of a little over a year, everyone involved in the Batman production must have been exhausted. With the bloom off the rose ratings/popularity wise, network executives were also starting to lose interest, and the show went to a once-a-week format with the budget slashed to bits. Remarkably, however, the introduction of Batgirl (Yvonne Craig) into the mix enlivened the proceedings for some time--before it all came crashing down in the "stretch run".

There are truly some great moments towards the beginning of this third season:

-The introduction of Batgirl, who quickly becomes as iconic in the show as Batman (Adam West) and Robin (Burt Ward) themselves.

-The half-hour format isn't as big of a failure as often perceived. The cliff-hanger death traps had largely gone stale anyway, so a tight 25-minutes (when constructed correctly) could be just as effective.

-Over-the-top episodes featuring a boxing Riddler (Frank Gorshin) and a surfing Joker (Caesar Romero) are goofy, sure, but a nice throwback to the camp/satire of the show's beginnings.

-Louie The Lilac (Milton Berle) is a solid villain--at least in his first appearance--and that episode features a "flower power" theme in keeping with 1960s culture at the time. Maybe the best single episode of the S3 lot.

-A three-parter where the Terrific Trio head overseas to "Londinium" to tangle with Lord Ffogg (Rudy Vallee) & Lady Penelope Peasoup (Glynis Johns).

Sadly, those London-satire episodes represent the last gasp of creativity this series has to offer. After that, viewers get...

-Nora Clavicle (Barbara Rush) in the "women's rights" episode. Truly an embarrassment and perhaps the worst episode the show ever constructed.

-Olga (Anne Baxter), her Cossacks, & Egghead (Vincent Price) used FAR too often. Not only are those three episodes boring, but also aired confusingly out-of-order to boot!

-Shame (Cliff Robertson) coming back for two episodes of schlock, slapstick filler.

-The final episode (featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor), which is a real travesty. It's too bad the show wasn't at least given enough respect to leave with a big finale or even an exciting episode. Instead, it limps to the finish with one of the worst half hours in show history.

Overall, I mostly remember this final effort for the introduction of Batgirl-- which really did energize the show for a time--but then the hemorrhaging budget that necessitated sparse sets, rushed storylines, and even a Bat-fight in the dark at one point. . It isn't as "rock bottom" as many believe--the writers never gave up--but the lack of network support simply cut it down to nothing by the bitter end.
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4/10
Zsa Zsa finally gets her shot in the final episode
kevinolzak3 May 2016
"Minerva, Mayhem, and Millionaires" finally cast Zsa Zsa Gabor as Special Guest Villainess, previously mooted for both Zelda the Great and Marsha, Queen of Diamonds, herself replacing an absent Mae West, which might actually have been more embarrassing. Every millionaire who frequents Minerva's health spa finds the secret location of his fortune unlocked by Minerva, with even William Dozier (as Mr. Dozier) and Howie Horwitz (as Millionaire Producer) falling victim to her scheme. Of course, Bruce Wayne is not one to be trifled with, though the muscular presence of William Smith (LAREDO) is a welcome surprise, as is that of Jacques Bergerac, previously seen opposite Julie Newmar's Catwoman in "Batman Displays His Knowledge" (George N. Neise dated back to "The Cat and the Fiddle"). And so, after 48 2-parters, a trio of 3-parters, 15 single episodes, and one feature film, the phenomenon of BATMAN comes to an end in just 27 months. Had NBC picked it up in time for a fourth season it would have required a higher budget and better scripts to continue, both highly doubtful at this late stage. Adam West proved adept at deadpan humor, and for the most part would continue in that vein, while Burt Ward remained hopelessly typecast, Yvonne Craig working steadily for another 15 years, most memorably as a green skinned dancer in STAR TREK's "Whom Gods Destroy."
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The End Of A True Classic Series
StuOz1 September 2018
New villain Minerva (Zsa Zsa Gabor) appears in a spa.

A really nice final episode with an outstanding villain. Minerva's henchmen could not act but atleast they looked the part of tough guys. The plot/photography might not be of the standard we got in season one but who could dislike a show like this where everyone (including even Commissioner Gordon) look so happy with everything.

Last week's episode had all the super-villains released from prison and perhaps a storyline that centres on that would have been a more fitting way to end the series. But as I said before, who can complain about Minerva, Mayhem and Millionaires?

After watching this episode, some fans might be madly searching for a replacement superhero series to fill the gap. I can't think another superhero show with this sort of great wit but if you just want something in the same kid-friendly retro tone, I would watch all 28 episodes of the Captain Marvel series called Shazam! (1974), only available to get online (not in stores).
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