Batman (TV Series)

Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds (1966)

Neil Hamilton: Commissioner Gordon

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• Commissioner Gordon : Alfred, at the risk of sounding pompous: experience with women and experience with wives are two vastly different things.

  Chief O'Hara : Amen!

• Marsha : [after Batman has apprehended her at the end of the episode]  Well, I suppose this is the end of my little romp, eh, darlings?

  Commissioner Gordon : A one- to ten-year end, at least.

  Batman : I just hope it's taught you that diamonds aren't necessarily a girl's best friend, Marsha.

  Marsha : Oh, Batman, darling, you are so divinely square!