- King Tut: Friends, Egyptians, henchmen, lend me your ears. I come to bury Batman, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them. The good is oft interred with their bones, so let it be with Batman.
- King Tut: Bubble, bubble, little Bat, at the bottom of the vat. Your wings will dry and soon you'll fly to the great big belfry in the sky.
- Batman: [while Batclimbing the side of a hotel] Suzy Knickerbocker, what are you doing in Gotham City?
- Suzy Knickerbocker: [sticking her head out of a window at an uncomfortable angle] I go where the action is, Batman. The Carribean, the Riviera, the Greek Islands. Wherever there's glamor, that's where I am.
- Robin: I'm afraid you'll find it pretty quiet here, then.
- Suzy Knickerbocker: Oh, I don't know, Boy Wonder, I hear millionaire Bruce Wayne is really one of the hippies. All that marvelous money and fantastic Wayne Manor.
- Batman: Stately Wayne Manor.
- Commissioner Gordon: In times like these there's only one man who can help us solve the problem: Bruce Wayne.
- Chief O'Hara: Bruce Wayne? Not Batman?
- Commissioner Gordon: There's an Egyptian costume ball at the Gotham City hotel tonight, Bruce Wayne is chairman.
- Commissioner Gordon: Bruce Wayne advised me to call Batman.
- Chief O'Hara: Hm. Well, I guess millionaires aren't so dumb after all.
- Commissioner Gordon: Otherwize they never would have become... millionaires.
- Batman: Yes, Commissioner?
- Commissioner Gordon: The worst has come to pass, Batman.
- Batman: I know. King Tut is back in Gotham City. We'll be right there.
- Commissioner Gordon: Absolutely incredible.
- [turns to camera]
- Commissioner Gordon: You'd think the man could read my mind.