Batman (TV Series)

Hi Diddle Riddle (1966)

Alan Napier: Alfred

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Quotes 

• Bruce Wayne : My resources are behind you... in full.

  Mr. Harris : You're a real champion, Mr. Wayne.

  Female visitor : Indeed you are.

  Bruce Wayne : Don't mention it, Mr. Harris. Perhaps if they're had been anti-crime centers of the type you now propose when my own parents were murdered by dastardly criminals...

  Bruce Wayne : [Alfred clears his throat]  Yes, Alfred?

  Alfred Pennyworth : [Whispers]  The batphone sir.

  Bruce Wayne : Forgive me. I'm just reminded I promised to take my young ward Dick Grayson fishing. If you'll excuse me.

  Mr. Harris : It will be a pleasure working with you, sir.

  Female visitor : It's wonderful knowing you're behind us.

  Bruce Wayne : Oh there you are, Dick. Feel like a bit of... fishing?

  Dick Grayson : Holy Barracuda! You mean...

  [Dick notices Aunt Harriet behind him] 

  Dick Grayson : Sure, Bruce. Why not? Sounds swell. Doesn't it Aunt Harriet?

• Dick Grayson : Find anything?

  Bruce Wayne : Looks black as pitch, Dick. I've been through all mu father's old law books. I don't see we have a leg to stand on.

  Alfred Pennyworth : A million dollars.

  Bruce Wayne : It's not the money, Alfred. It's the idea of it. My identity revealed, my value as a secret crime-fighter ended, everything I trained myself for since my parents were murdered, in the ashcan. Gone. Up the shoot.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Well, sir, I do hope something can be worked out. If poor Mrs. Cooper were to find out what Master Dick has been doing on these supposed fishing trips of yours.