Batman (TV Series)

Give 'Em the Axe (1966)

Frank Gorshin: The Riddler

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Quotes 

• The Riddler : [Tallow & Matches bring in a captured Boy Wonder]  You... but you're dead.

  Robin : No thanks to you that I'm not!

  The Riddler : And Batman... he lives, too?

  Moth : No, you fiend! You've destroyed the finest man that ever lived! And I'll get you for it!

  The Riddler : You pernicious pipsqueak! You're in no position to threaten anyone! Put him on the rack.

  [Tallow & Matches comply] 

  The Riddler : If he doesn't fit, STRETCH him to size!

  Moth : But don't hurt him!

• The Riddler : How could a sarcophagus be so hard to find?

  Tallow : Gee, boss, I don't even know what an esophagus looks like.

• The Riddler : Impatience, thy name is woman!

• Batman : Remember, Riddler, you can't buy friends with money.

  The Riddler : With money, who needs friends?

• The Riddler : A crime is no fun without riddles. I'll have you know that's the main reason I took up this crime game.

• The Riddler : You lied to me, Boy Wonder!

  Batman : A little white lie is excusable when dealing with the likes of you, you black-hearted scoundrel!

• The Riddler : Batman! You may have won the battle... but the war isn't over yet!