Batman (TV Series)

Flop Goes the Joker (1967)

Neil Hamilton: Commissioner Gordon

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Quotes 

• Commissioner Gordon : [on Batphone]  The Joker's been too quiet, Batman, I'm worried. A whole day and nothing's happened.

  Chief O'Hara : That larcenous phony has somethin' under his hat besides his head, Batman!

• [last lines] 

  Commissioner Gordon : Well, Alfred, it's not everyone who can have his very first efforts displayed at Park's.

  Alfred : Thank you, sir. The Joker and his paintings are in prison, and Alfred and his paintings are at Park's. A rather nice turn of events.

  Chief O'Hara : And very fine paintin's they are, too, Alfred.

  Alfred : You really think so, sir?

  Chief O'Hara : Oh, indeed, I do. Why, uh, they're masterpieces.

  Alfred : Then, perhaps you'd like to own one.

  Chief O'Hara : Yes, yes, I would, but, uh, I can't afford the price.

  Alfred : Oh, that's no obstacle, sir.

  [takes painting of mother and baby elephant off the wall and presents it to Chief O'Hara] 

  Alfred : Here, allow me to present you with this one as, er, as a token of my esteem.

  Chief O'Hara : Mother McCree.