Batman (TV Series)

Flop Goes the Joker (1967)

Madge Blake: Mrs. Cooper

Quotes 

• [Alfred and the Joker are engaged in a swordfight] 

  Aunt Harriet Cooper : Alfred, be careful! The Joker's an arch-criminal!

  Alfred Pennyworth : I know, madam, but a very poor fencer.

  The Joker : You anglo-fink! I'll smash you to smidgens!

  Alfred Pennyworth : May I point out that smidgens is a childish effusion which should have no place even in so poor a vocabulary as yours, sir.

• Aunt Harriet Cooper : Oh, Batman and Robin, thank heaven you're here. Is Alfred all right?

  Batman : Yes, he's just fine, Mrs. Cooper.

  Baby Jane Towser : Batman, I'm so sorry for all the the trouble I've caused you.

  Batman : It was an honest mistake, Baby Jane. No one blames you for it.

  Baby Jane Towser : *I* blame myself. It'll be a long time before anyone catches me in another art gallery.

  Robin : It'll be an even longer time for Joker.

  Aunt Harriet Cooper : By the way, where is Joker?

  Robin : Right now, Joker's having his ups and downs.

  Batman : You might say that.