Batman (TV Series)

Fine Feathered Finks (1966)

Robert Phillips: Cellmate

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• The Penguin : How irritating! Here I am, due to be released tomorrow, and I still haven't worked out one single crime worthy of my talents! My whole stay in this disgusting prison is wasted.

  Cellmate : Yeah, well, that's the way it bounces, Penguin. Some years are just a blank spot out of a guy's life. Hey, wait a minute. My mother-in-law, she owns a candy store. You could always knock that over if you wanna.

  The Penguin : [incredulous]  What? A candy store? I am an aristocrat of crookery, my dear man! No, I must devise something royal, unsuspected, sensational! A caper that will make that Batman blow his brains out!

  Cellmate : Yeah, that Batman. He sure is some kind of pest, ain't he? Say, do you ever stop to think, Penguin, if only the Batman was a crook instead of a law guy. Boy, oh, boy, we'd turn this world inside out!

  The Penguin : What did you say?

  Cellmate : Oh, I was just thinkin' out loud, Penguin. I said, "If only the Batman was like us, a crook."