Batman (TV Series)

Fine Feathered Finks (1966)

David Lewis: Warden Crichton

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• Warden Crichton : Where did I go wrong? Why did my progressive policies fail?

• Batman : I've long been a deep admirer of your fine work in reforming criminals.

  Warden Crichton : Well, we've had our little victories... our little failures, too, alas.

  Batman : How would you rate the Penguin?

  Warden Crichton : I'll let you judge that for yourself, Batman, indeed.

  Batman : Judge for myself?

  Warden Crichton : By means of videotape. It's one of my new progressive policies, you see. Before, uh, releasing a felon, I assign them to a special cell into which is built a secret television camera. It enables us to study the extent to which he's reformed, if any.

  Commissioner Gordon : Warden, you didn't forget the tape?

  Warden Crichton : I took the liberty of leaving it at your communications center when I arrived. They're waiting for your signal, Commissioner Gordon.